Dear Microsoft, I am fed up with having to take your non-compliant shit! I hearby announce Internet Explorer shall not be supported by me... EVER.

My advice to readers is ditch the massive resource guzzling, insecure, standards non-compliant pile of crap and use something safer, faster and better! See my list.

Knoxious Pastebin!

Fed up with the pastebins online being slow and overpopulated? Why not host your own? Knoxious Pastebin is a "One file" fast and reliable pastebin easily hosted online from a large number of hosts, it does not require any excess server configuration and will run on the basic PHP setup.

Features

Here are some features already packed into that .php file

Runs on flatfile OR MySQL
Runs on Windows and Linux/UNIX servers
Small
Customizable with CSS, verifies stylesheet existance before restyling to keep things pretty
Extends with jQuery library to offer resizable textbox in IE/Firefox/Opera (Safari/Chrome do not require it) also adds tiger-striping
Flash based cliboard extension allows copy and paste of contents and URL
Admin Delete and IP logging
Latest pastes
Paste expiration and management
Spambot protection
Editable pastes with history
URL Rewrite
Developer API
Image Hosting
URL forwarding
Short paste IDs
jQuery Effects
AJAX Posting
Video embed for YouTube, DailyMotion and Vimeo

Future Features

Here are some things that should be implimented in future releases.

Better spam protection
User set edit protection option
User set expiration option
Search (SQL Only)
IP Banning

Demonstration

A demo of the current stable release is available from pzt.me (pronounced pazte me)
and a demo of the WIP version is available from The βeta textbin which is flatfile.

Download

Not... Yet...